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Cyberman replied

6 August 2009, 19:21
Snore = Peoplesofttwat = Assguru
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Zippy replied

6 August 2009, 17:34
Shampoo and set with a blow dry wsn't it?
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BrilloPad replied

6 August 2009, 17:28
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I dont know about smut but that nice EO is awfull fond on my beaver and is always saying how much he'd like to pet it.

I thought he said he wanted to give it a bath or something?

Oh yes : he wanted to get it wet.
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Pogle replied

6 August 2009, 17:11
Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post

Would you care to provide examples of outright smut .... just for reference, of course

I dont know about smut but that nice EO is awfull fond on my beaver and is always saying how much he'd like to pet it.
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Pogle replied

6 August 2009, 17:10
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Well, I can't think of any specific examples at the moment but if you shadow me for an evening or two I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

- you go girl!
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Zippy replied

6 August 2009, 16:37
Originally posted by TriggerHippy View Post

Would you care to provide examples of outright smut .... just for reference, of course

Well, I can't think of any specific examples at the moment but if you shadow me for an evening or two I'm sure you won't be disappointed.
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TriggerHippy replied

6 August 2009, 16:34
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You are quite right. Outright smut is much simpler.

Would you care to provide examples of outright smut .... just for reference, of course
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Menelaus replied

6 August 2009, 16:32
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You are quite right. Outright smut is much simpler.

WSS
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Zippy replied

6 August 2009, 16:10
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

Good lord, the euphemismometer has been off the scale here recently.

You are quite right. Outright smut is much simpler.
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cailin maith replied

6 August 2009, 16:06
You lot are soooooooo rude!

Laters
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PRC1964 replied

6 August 2009, 16:05
Good lord, the euphemismometer has been off the scale here recently.
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Zippy replied

6 August 2009, 16:04
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Oh..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Rose coloured reed instrument?
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cailin maith replied

6 August 2009, 16:02
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Maybe its a euphemism, like chutney spoon. You know - purple giraffe.

Oh..... ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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sasguru replied

6 August 2009, 16:00
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

How? Talking purple giraffe?

Maybe its a euphemism, like chutney spoon. You know - purple giraffe.
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cailin maith replied

6 August 2009, 15:59
Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post

For some reason that conjurs up images of CM and Churchy.

I think I need some new chutney.

How? Talking purple giraffe?
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