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    #21
    Yeah I'll have a coffee thanks. Could you stick a brandy in it please?
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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Yeah I'll have a coffee thanks. Could you stick a brandy in it please?
      Where's the drinks cabinet? Have a hunt around...

      <grinds some fresh coffee beans>

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        #23
        <zippy picks up crowbar and begins to search>

        ....
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          #24
          Got it! He keeps the booze in a locked cabinet for some reason.
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            #25
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Got it! He keeps the booze in a locked cabinet for some reason.
            Well done you!

            <generous helping of brandy added to make smooth liqueur coffee in a crystal goblet, topped with cream, served with an amaretti biscotti and some brown sugar cubes>

            Quite a lovely setup we have here.

            <chink>

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              #26
              <chink>

              Very nice. It's such a shame.
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              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                <chink>

                Very nice. It's such a shame.
                Shame? Why?

                <sip>

                Still haven't thought of an appropriate custom title.

                If anyone else wants coffee it's right over there.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Shame? Why?

                  <sip>

                  Still haven't thought of an appropriate custom title.

                  If anyone else wants coffee it's right over there.
                  Well, you know what the guys are like when they've had a few ....
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                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #29
                    Welcome PB. I'm always willing to welcome a US free-marketeer to this BB.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      Well, you know what the guys are like when they've had a few ....
                      Oh, I see.

                      Well, I'm sure, when they see how nice this place is, they'll treat it with respect.

                      Do you think we can push the drinks cabinet door back into place without shattering the glass?

                      <sip>

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