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Now that's more like it!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Bob is backOriginally posted by BobShawadiwadi View PostHonourable Mr Chetty,
You are being doings a badly service to all India folks. You mockings are no funny to Englandman both.
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You obviously know little about India sir. Swastika is actually a common name for women in India. Go and do the google.Originally posted by chef View Posta wife called Swastika.. oh pleaseComment
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WHS +++Originally posted by BobShawadiwadi View PostHonourable Mr Chetty,
You are being doings a badly service to all India folks. You mockings are no funny to Englandman both.Hard Brexit now!
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He's right, you know.Originally posted by chetty View PostYou obviously know little about India sir. Swastika is actually a common name for women in India. Go and do the google.
Or, indeed 'Sbastik'.
You can just imagine the encounters down the shops...
"Hello Swastika!"
"Oh, hi Sbastik!"
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Thankyou sir. I am very honoured. I too used to work in the mid east. My first job was as Office Boy in Emirates Bank in Dubai. I can also tell you that i have been in the Delmon Hotel in Bahrain. It was very nice.Originally posted by TinTrump View PostThis sockpuppet makes me laugh though. In Bahrain 30% of a company's jobs are reserved for locals; so where I work about 65% of the workforce are Indian/Pakistani and the remaining 5% European.
Yesterday I asked my Indian system administrator to buy FM200 fire extinguishers for the server room. He informed me there are 3 types, "water, gas and sand".
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Where's my 2 Cobras? Pull your finger out, eh?Originally posted by chetty View PostBlah blah blahMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by chetty View PostThankyou sir. I am very honoured. I too used to work in the mid east. My first job was as Office Boy in Emirates Bank in Dubai. I can also tell you that i have been in the Delmon Hotel in Bahrain. It was very nice.
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Yes I will have chips with that.Originally posted by chetty View PostThankyou sir. I am very honoured. I too used to work in the mid east. My first job was as Office Boy in Emirates Bank in Dubai. I can also tell you that i have been in the Delmon Hotel in Bahrain. It was very nice.
Why is it when you say yes your head is saying no?
Is that like racalist or is it observation?
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