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[Cyberman]

Yes, and as we approach 15000 of your posts there has been scant evidence of any humour. Not much logic, sense, wit, or originality either come to think of it. Still, as far as being prolific goes, you are right up there with AtW, and what better retard to pit your talents against?

WHS !!

[RichardCranium]

"Humour the retard" is the official programme name.

Humour the Retard.

I like that.

I shall use that as my character in my next role-playing game.

Humour the Retard, a level one First Order Twonk.
Intelligence: 3
Wisdom: 1
Bardic voice: huh?
Alignment: with the floor, usually
Born with a Special Power: confusing his way out of trouble.

Evil Skaven Guard: "You, there, come here!
Humour the Retard: "Me? What did I do wrong this time?"
ESG: "Hand over your weapons and money."
HtR: "I can't because of the one legged duck problem."
ESG: "What?"
HtR: "Apparenty one of its legs is both the same."
ESG: "Just sod off, idiot."
HtR sods off, bearing the Wizard's Teddy in his MotherCare Nappy Change Kit Bag.