What is this blooming Chutney meme?

[xoggoth]

Cyberman is becoming a CUK institution. Soon he will be loved by all, like that fat comic bloke whose name escapes me at the mo.

[MrToast]

Lick me

We don't know where you've been though.

[bogeyman]

Cyberman is becoming a CUK institution. Soon he will be loved by all, like that fat comic bloke whose name escapes me at the mo.

Ermm.. David Mitchell?

[Zippy]

Bernard Manning, I should think.

Great website

[sasguru]

Cyberman is becoming a CUK institution. Soon he will be loved by all, like that fat comic bloke whose name escapes me at the mo.

I don't know about being loved, but it's true that in the face of stiff competition he has become the official village idiot.

[Chutney Spoon]

We don't know where you've been though.

In the chutney of course.

Though I may have been licked and put back.

[bogeyman]

Bernard Manning, I should think.

Great website

Hmmm. Was it Mitchel or Manning?

I know one of them writes turgid, self-righteous columns in the Guardian, and the other one smells of beer and piss.

[Zippy]

Hmmm. Was it Mitchel or Manning?

I know one of them writes turgid, self-righteous columns in the Guardian, and the other one smells of beer and piss.

Gosh, you've got me thinking now

[RichardCranium]

So "a licker of the chutney spoon" might well join the ranks of well-used English epithets such as "a virtuoso of the pink oboe".

There is another way of putting it pinky linky.

[BrilloPad]

Go away for five minutes, and there's a new meme.

What the heck is this Chutney Spoon thing all about?

If you stay away too long we might invent one about you.