Keep watching the skies

[AlfredJPruffock]

We had strange spots on Jupiter; now there is one on Venus.

These 'spots' are in fact the inital Cosmic Debris from the SuperNova Betelgeuse - which has been in a Supernova state for many years now - we can expect a lot more of these massive debris/rocks to be coming our way over the next few years culminating in a massive Gamma Ray which could well obliterate the entire Solar System.

Yet the sun has none whatsoever.

This is due to the EMG pulse which preceeds the SuperNova Gamma Ray - the pulse effectively neutralises the reactive processes in the Sun's Heliosphere - hence the absence of sunspots - its a much cooler place these day


Summer has been cancelled.

See above


The bees are disappearing (I think they are just going home).

Dont worry - the bees are going back home as they know the games up for our poor old Solar System - back they go to Alpha Centauri - they will be fine.

PS The 'UFO' pictured at RAF Lyndham is a mass-transporter used by the Bees - I mean its a long way to Alpha Centauri ...

PPS The Swindon incident relates to a convoy of Bee Transporters heading for Alpha Centauri perhaps DP might like to inform the good people of this Swindon publication as below - try not to mention the SuprNova - they must never know - they would burn up ...

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[RichardCranium]

The bees are disappearing (I think they are just going home).

Dont worry - the bees are going back home as they know the games up for our poor old Solar System - back they go to Alpha Centauri - they will be fine.

The bees are going to Alpha Centauri? So is that in the Honey Nut Cluster?

[bogeyman]

It's a tad late to be watching the skies...

You should all be watching the pies

[AlfredJPruffock]

Much have I travelled in the Realms of Gold,
And many Goodly States and Kingdoms seen

Round many Western Islands have I been
Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold.

Oft of one wide expanse had I been told
That deep-browed Homer ruled as his demesne;

Yet did I never breathe its pure serene
Till I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold:
Then felt I like some Watcher of the Skies

When a new planet swims into his ken;
Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes

He star'd at the Pacific — and all his men
Look'd at each other with a wild surmise —

Silent, upon a peak in Darien.



Keats

[gingerjedi]

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/cars/

My God, it's full of cars.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Its the only way to live -
In Cars

[xoggoth]

If honey bees are so important why is there not already an observable decline in wild flowers?

[HairyArsedBloke]

Mock all you like, but the lack of sunspots is no laughing matter.