Originally posted by minestrone
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Well at least you've given up trying to justify the unjustifiable I suppose. -
How about tatooing all new borns with their Name, NI, Place of Birth and Date of Birth?
There are many benefits too;
Helps police identify all those people who go wondering off
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So when an agent asks you for those details you simply pop over to his office and get your kit off? Nice.Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View PostHow about tatooing all new borns with their Name, NI, Place of Birth and Date of Birth?
There are many benefits too;
Helps police identify all those people who go wondering off
acts as an ice breaker when asked for ID+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Or a barcode?Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View PostHow about tatooing all new borns with their Name, NI, Place of Birth and Date of Birth?
There are many benefits too;
Helps police identify all those people who go wondering off
acts as an ice breaker when asked for IDComment
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