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Good news for Muslims - It's OK to eat mermaids

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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Fatwa #103991/1 - stone her
    Oi - leave oor Sal alone! She's not fatwa, she's big boned.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Platypus View Post
      Oh my goodness, SA, are you saying what I think you're saying?
      Yes, I would imagine I am



      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Missus!
      Is it too early for inter-racial oral sex conversation?



      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      Fatwa #103991/1 - stone her
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      She's not fatwa, she's big boned.



      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Bet you've never been eaten by GAL though...
      I kissed a GAL and I liked it....
      The pope is a tard.

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        I've been eaten by a Muslim on more than one occasion, and it never happened in the sea!
        Did they get a freebie meal + a special prize and name engraved on the wall for posterity?
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #14
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

          Is it too early for inter-racial oral sex conversation?
          A tad possibly
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            A tad possibly
            It's more a Friday thing eh?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              It's more a Friday thing eh?
              Erm ....
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Erm ....
                Monday is the new Friday.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Monday is the new Friday.
                  And SallyAnne is the new friday prayers?

                  AM I going to go to hell or lose a head for saying that?
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    It's the forked tongue that does it...
                    I can see how that might be useful ..
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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