Good news for Muslims - It's OK to eat mermaids

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Zippy replied

3 August 2009, 15:26
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's the forked tongue that does it...

I can see how that might be useful ..
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snaw replied

3 August 2009, 14:15
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Monday is the new Friday.

And SallyAnne is the new friday prayers?

AM I going to go to hell or lose a head for saying that?
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realityhack replied

3 August 2009, 14:07
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Erm ....

Monday is the new Friday.
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Zippy replied

3 August 2009, 14:04
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It's more a Friday thing eh?

Erm ....
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SallyAnne replied

3 August 2009, 14:01
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A tad possibly

It's more a Friday thing eh?
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Zippy replied

3 August 2009, 13:59
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Is it too early for inter-racial oral sex conversation?

A tad possibly
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snaw replied

3 August 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I've been eaten by a Muslim on more than one occasion, and it never happened in the sea!

Did they get a freebie meal + a special prize and name engraved on the wall for posterity?
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SallyAnne replied

3 August 2009, 13:50
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Oh my goodness, SA, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Yes, I would imagine I am

Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Missus!

Is it too early for inter-racial oral sex conversation?

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Fatwa #103991/1 - stone her

Originally posted by realityhack View Post

She's not fatwa, she's big boned.

Originally posted by zeitghost

Bet you've never been eaten by GAL though...

I kissed a GAL and I liked it....
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realityhack replied

3 August 2009, 13:45
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Fatwa #103991/1 - stone her

Oi - leave oor Sal alone! She's not fatwa, she's big boned.
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EternalOptimist replied

3 August 2009, 13:42
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I've been eaten by a Muslim on more than one occasion, and it never happened in the sea!

Fatwa #103991/1 - stone her
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Zippy replied

3 August 2009, 13:40
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I've been eaten by a Muslim on more than one occasion, and it never happened in the sea!

Missus!
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Platypus replied

3 August 2009, 13:39
Oh my goodness, SA, are you saying what I think you're saying?

P.S. I'm a muslim, if that helps

Last edited by Platypus; 3 August 2009, 13:41.
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SallyAnne replied

3 August 2009, 13:36
I've been eaten by a Muslim on more than one occasion, and it never happened in the sea!
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snaw replied

3 August 2009, 13:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Is it okay to lick the Chutney spoon though?

Only if you're a houri.
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RichardCranium replied

3 August 2009, 13:12
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Is it okay to lick the Chutney spoon though?

A pork sword? I shouldn't think so.
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