The Cyberman Party's party manifesto

[RichardCranium]

My brain keeps trying to reject the messages for fear they may stick, but I think I have a few of Cyberman's views clear now.

So, to sort out the country & economy, according to Cyberman we need to:

- compulsory sterilisation for those on benefits;
- sick, old criminals (e.g. Ronnie Biggs) should be automatically released;
- mentally ill cyber-snoopers should be extradited for cost-saving reasons;
- only mad people will be allowed to go to Muslim countries;
- armed Police need to be storming mosques sooner rather than later;
- northerners brought up by northerners should not be permitted to vote;
- whenever 'flu breaks out the borders should be closed;
- reduce public expenditure to expand the economy;
- consensus is bad for strong government and will not be sought;
- eliminate TB by stopping immigration;
- shut the borders anyway just in case.

(I'm fairly sure "chuck out the darkies", "prevent inter-racial breeding" and "invest in eugenics research" should be in there too somewhere, but as I said, my brain refuses to hold some concepts. And I only went back about five days to form the list above.)

What is missing from the list?

[oracleslave]

What is missing from the list?

Never lick a chutney spoon.

[Cyberman]

Pretty close !!

[snaw]

Never lick a chutney spoon.

No, no, no. Licking the chutney spoon is ok, just don't put it back in afterwards!

[sasguru]

And another weekend dawns.
Which means the locals at CyberTwunt's local will yet again have to sidle away from his desperate effort to make conversation.

[oracleslave]

Is annexing the Sudetenland and invading Poland in there anywhere?

[Chantho]

- reduce public expenditure to expand the economy;

If the money saved by reducing this was returned to the taxpayer it could well help the economy, will never happen though.

[OwlHoot]

My brain keeps trying to reject the messages for fear they may stick, but I think I have a few of Cyberman's views clear now.

So, to sort out the country & economy, according to Cyberman we need to:

- compulsory sterilisation for those on benefits;
- sick, old criminals (e.g. Ronnie Biggs) should be automatically released;
- mentally ill cyber-snoopers should be extradited for cost-saving reasons;
- only mad people will be allowed to go to Muslim countries;
- armed Police need to be storming mosques sooner rather than later;
- northerners brought up by northerners should not be permitted to vote;
- whenever 'flu breaks out the borders should be closed;
- reduce public expenditure to expand the economy;
- consensus is bad for strong government and will not be sought;
- eliminate TB by stopping immigration;
- shut the borders anyway just in case.

(I'm fairly sure "chuck out the darkies", "prevent inter-racial breeding" and "invest in eugenics research" should be in there too somewhere, but as I said, my brain refuses to hold some concepts. And I only went back about five days to form the list above.)

What is missing from the list?

Or what is the odd one out in the list?

I can't get my head round the idea that Cybertory proposes to *release* criminals, even if sick and old. Obviously he has a sentimental streak.

[RichardCranium]

I can't get my head round the idea that Cybertory proposes to *release* criminals, even if sick and old. Obviously he has a mental streak.

Fixed that for you.

[snaw]

Fixed that for you.

Cybermentalist.

Got a certain ring to it ...