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    #1

    Mandelson's flu shots

    I bet he gets them before we do !!
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    #2
    His will be the real thing too.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #3
      Think I would rather take my chance with swine ful than tamiflu !

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        #4
        Originally posted by foritisme View Post
        Think I would rather take my chance with swine ful than tamiflu !
        Well at least we know what a swine is; I've never heard of a tami but it's probably quite exotic. Mind you, I image-googled tami and this specimen appeared. Can't be all bad.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Well at least we know what a swine is; I've never heard of a tami but it's probably quite exotic. Mind you, I image-googled tami and this specimen appeared. Can't be all bad.
          Yes, but didn't you wonder why he, oops sorry *she* (ignore that slip) was only photographed from the waist up?
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            #6
            It wont be the first time he's felt a little ***** either.

            (sorry couldn't resist, Benny Hill circa 1975)

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              Originally posted by singhr View Post
              It wont be the first time he's felt a little ***** either.

              (sorry couldn't resist, Benny Hill circa 1975)
              oops didn't realise p-r-i-c-k was a reserved word, is there a list?

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                #8
                I'd offer to deliver his flu shots using a 12 bore shotgun. That would ensure that he doesn't suffer any flu related sympoms!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  Originally posted by singhr View Post
                  oops didn't realise ***** was a reserved word, is there a list?
                  I think you just guess and see what happens. **** is certainly a reserved word.....

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                    Originally posted by singhr View Post
                    oops didn't realise p-r-i-c-k was a reserved word, is there a list?
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I think you just guess and see what happens. **** is certainly a reserved word.....
                    You might enjoy this thread.....

                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ar-filter.html

                    HTH

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