So what can the Tories do for us?

[sasguru]

Idiots like CyberCretin cream their curtains at the thought of the Tories, being too stupid to understand that New Labour essentially followed the laissez faire policies started by Thatcher (although they tried to clandestinely redistribute wealth by increasing stealth taxes and putting more money in public services).

It clearly is time for a change, but I'm struggling to find any concrete policies that the Tories stand for. Have to say I think Cameron is a bulltulipter in the Blair mould - it's why he was chosen after all.
Furthermore, the modern Tory party seems to consist of the same type of career politicans as New Labour does i.e. people who have not done any real jobs in the past. Cameron himself is one of these non-productive types.

Bring back the aristocratic grandees I say. Alt least they had some principles.

[DimPrawn]

Sadly, the Tories can't do much for idiot loser permies like yourself sasguru. Best vote green.

Have you thought about a lobotomy upgrade to that limp grey jelly you call a brain?

[Cyberman]

Yes, the BNP would obviously be better.

[PM-Junkie]

All the parties are as bad and as incompetent as each other....but I want the tories to be elected purely because having clarke and hague in government posts will piss mandleson off so much he will probably leave british politics permanently. And that will be a very good thing because that guy is dangerous

[gingerjedi]

All the parties are as bad and as incompetent as each other....but I want the tories to be elected purely because having clarke and hague in government posts will piss mandleson off so much he will probably leave british politics permanently. And that will be a very good thing because that guy is dangerous

No he wont, that guy will pop up 200 years from now... he's not human.

[Cyberman]

All the parties are as bad and as incompetent as each other....but I want the tories to be elected purely because having clarke and hague in government posts will piss mandleson off so much he will probably leave british politics permanently. And that will be a very good thing because that guy is dangerous

You can't be serious.

[HairyArsedBloke]

There is no chance of any improvements for anyone under the Conservatives. They are every bit as bad as nuLieBore.

The nuLieBore regime must fall, but I not heard or read a single good reason to vote for the Conservatives apart from a means to bring nuLieBore down.

[Cyberman]

There is no chance of any improvements for anyone under the Conservatives. They are every bit as bad as nuLieBore.

The nuLieBore regime must fall, but I not heard or read a single good reason to vote for the Conservatives apart from a means to bring nuLieBore down.

You can't be serious either. I'd shoot myself if the Tories were not an improvement on Labour.

[Coalman]

You can't be serious either. I'd shoot myself if the Tories were not an improvement on Labour.

WHEN?

[BrilloPad]

You can't be serious either. I'd shoot myself if the Tories were not an improvement on Labour.

Want to borrow my gun?