Got away with it

[digerido]

Fairly funny you pen*s, though I can see where you are coming from.

You would have reeled me in if you stated this in the same post, fool...

Have just started a cracking contract and have been blagging it. Am working in a small team and have been making a few mistakes, luckily there's another contractor here who seems completely wet behind the ears. Whenever I / our team made a mistake he took the flak rather than getting his head down and blaming on the tools, the system, the usual. The ozzy numpty even took me for coffee asking what was the problem??

I did the usual trick of saying nothing but realising my cover might be blown I went to the PM's boss, why to go the boss when you can go higher eh? I bought him a beer after work and talked about the difficulties of the project, the fact ozzy coffee guy is a bit sh!t, the usual stuff.

I've now been cramming hard and think I now know the ropes and even better, numpty ozzy guy quit which is just as well, there was talk of giving him the boot, now the project is plain sailing and any bugs we come across in my code can be attributed to him in the future.. winner

Contracting, every little helps eh? He who dares rodders..

thanks for listening..

Ahem http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/45056-having-work-numpty.htm

[zamzummim]

You make agents look like angels-

you are a piece of $hit!

[alreadypacked]

You make agents look like angels-

you are a piece of $hit!

Hooked another on Chef

[Andy2]

I hope I never work with you

[chef]

FYI: for those that are new to CUK or have a limited IQ and/or don't know my personality I can safely say I am not a

evil, devious, backstabbing turd

nor am lacking in any

moral qualms about your actions ?

I am not a

pen*s

and I very much do not

make agents look like angels- you are a piece of $hit!

I truly would like to work with many of you although possibly not

I hope I never work with you

why do I say this?

because if you highlight ALL of my posts below you will see..

It's ok, I accept your apologies, no need to mention it..

thanks for listening..

Ahem http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/45056-having-work-numpty.htm

woosh http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/45056-having-work-numpty.htm

LOOK AT THE HIDDEN TEXT !!!!!!

I have no idea what you mean

[EternalOptimist]

FYI: for those that are new to CUK or have a limited IQ and/or don't know my personality I can safely say I am not a



nor am lacking in any


I am not a

and I very much do not

I truly would like to work with many of you although possibly not


why do I say this?

because if you highlight ALL of my posts below you will see..

It's ok, I accept your apologies, no need to mention it..

of course, I got it straight away, I was just playing along with chef

<cough>

[NotAllThere]

Don't you ever have any moral qualms about your actions ?

I had a moral qualm once. But it went away once I took some rennies. Zamzummim - memory not one of your strong points?