Plan B - Join the NuLab Stazi

[NotAllThere]

...
What next ? Gulags for anyone who doesn't agree with the Party Manifesto ???

Already in place.

[expat]

Should have said that he'd just shot one, then they'd have been out in force...

delete "said that he'd"

Should have just shot one

[DimPrawn]

Actually a slight variation. If you see the Gypo's up to no good, call the police and say you think one of them might be carrying a rifle in public.

They should hurry round with an armed response team.

Later you can say it might have been a piece of wood that looked like a gun.

[expat]

Actually a slight variation. If you see the Gypo's up to no good, call the police and say you think one of them might be carrying a rifle in public.

They should hurry round with an armed response team.

Later you can say it might have been a piece of wood that looked like a gun.

Then the coppers certainly won't turn out when the Gippos come to get you.

They're pretty much all armed anyway and I don't see them up in court for that.

[PM-Junkie]

You can't win that easily. One man saw a woman allow her dog to foul the pavement, so he decided to shop her, and took a couple of pictures on his mobile phone. When he showed them to the police, they gave him a warning about taking photographs of unknown women in public.

He's lucky - had she been an off duty copper he'd probably be in jail by now.

[chef]

I bought an axe a short while back and refused a carrier bag thinking it was not required for such an easy to carry item, plus environment benefits and and all that.

It was only as I was walking through the high street 5 mins later with said axe swinging by my side I kind of wished I had taken the carrier bag

Its a good way to ensure a irect route through a crowd..

[KentPhilip]

Actually a slight variation. If you see the Gypo's up to no good, call the police and say you think one of them might be carrying a rifle in public.

They should hurry round with an armed response team.

Later you can say it might have been a piece of wood that looked like a gun.

Even better you could say you are carrying a gun and you have shot one of the gypos. That'll get the police round even faster lol

[AlfredJPruffock]

I bought an axe a short while back and refused a carrier bag thinking it was not required for such an easy to carry item, plus environment benefits and and all that.

It was only as I was walking through the high street 5 mins later with said axe swinging by my side I kind of wished I had taken the carrier bag

Its a good way to ensure a irect route through a crowd..

CareFull with that Axe, Eugene