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Originally posted by Platypus View PostRight, so it seems that the number of humans on this board is actually around 10, all the others being puppets
I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAnd I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.
I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by singhr View PostI have lurked here for some time but am only now starting to appreciate the wit, although I haven't grasped the Chutney Spoon yet and don't understand why everyone is mean to Cyberman. It has it's fair share of trolls and HMRC tulips (buzz word) fishing for info. Also there are more female impersonators than a Danny La Rue convention. enjoy!Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostEven SAS? Shurely shome mistake?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI suspect it's nearer just 3 or 4.
I believe NickFitz is real.
I'm fairly confident I exist.
Every female is a fembot.
And I think every other account is an artificial intelligence algorithm.
Two bags of gravel and a beard please+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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I'm real.
So's the national debt unfortunately.If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire...Gordon Brown ...( cue music )Comment
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Mmm I once spilt it all down my top. I had to get one of my girlfriends to lick it off. We got some looks I can tell youLick my Chutney LollipopComment
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Originally posted by Paula View PostMmm I once spilt it all down my top. I had to get one of my girlfriends to lick it off. We got some looks I can tell youComment
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