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    #21
    Well, if Joan Crawford and Bette Davis had used MSN to communicate between floors in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, it would have been pants.

    bringn u rat on pl8

    tl

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      #22
      Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
      Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
      Ahh the world of construction, it even makes IT look normal
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #23
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
        Well it made me laugh..

        My boss emails me asking for strong tea but due to a typo asks for string tea…..the temptation was too strong I rooted in the handbag for a sanitary item & hey presto one string tea.

        That will teach him
        I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!

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          #24
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          Or even admit to having a 'boss', I have a client
          Talc or Baby oil?
          Lick my Chutney Lollipop

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I remember a viz cartoon about a female vampire making a cup of blood tea for herself with a used one!
            There was a young vampire called Mabel
            Who's periods were incredibly stable
            Each month at full moon
            She'd reach down with a spoon
            And drink herself under the table
            Me, me, me...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
              There was a young vampire called Mabel
              Who's periods were incredibly stable
              Each month at full moon
              She'd reach down with a spoon
              And drink herself under the table

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                #27
                Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                Requesting tea by email? What kind of mad place are you?
                I sense a plan B coming on - Robot tea trolleys

                They're the next big thing, mark my words.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #28
                  Mmmmmm. Sounds like my sorta tea. Oh handbag, you mean it was unused? Darn.

                  Me and missus have offices. We use walkie talkies.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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