Chloe Smith - Possibly New MP for Norwich North

[RichardCranium]

1991 was entirely the Tories fault - no doubt about that. But its unfair to blame them for the early 1980 recession...

Christ Almighty. Right. Let's get this over and done with.

This is just arguing which is best, the Tossers or the Winkers. They're as bad as each other and since Blair came in, there's no difference anyway.

Why not just go the full hog and advocate a two party system like the Merkins have? Then we can be done with democracy altogether and just argue about what f***ing colour to vote for.

New Labour: tulipe.
Tories: tulipe.
Big party politics: guaranteed tulipe.

Anyone arguing for voting Labour or Tory is a f***ing idiot or a child or has no functional f***ing memory.

And don't bother with "But, ah, yes, being rogered by the Tories was much nicer because their fiddling was posh fiddling" because it doesn't f***ing wash.

I am absolutely appalled the inbred, sibling-shagging, Easy Anglian carrot munchers demonstrated a complete lack of any imagination whatsoever. They've just rolled over to be rogered by the bugger on the other side of the bed. I hope the sea levels rise and it drowns the f***ing lot of them. Although their webbed fingers and 17 toes means they'll probably survive.



And it's not even as if she's a looker, FFS.

[centurian]

I am absolutely appalled the inbred, sibling-shagging, Easy Anglian carrot munchers demonstrated a complete lack of any imagination whatsoever.

Translation - you're peeved that they got to cast a vote after the expenses scandal, but you've got to wait until next May.

What is your definition of "imagination" though - what were you hoping for - presumably to vote for whatever party you support.

More people voted for the "other" parties combined than the winning candidate. That shows some imagination in the voters - they just couldn't galvanise around a single fringe candidate.