I'm eating at the moment so I think I will not open The Hygiene Thread. I may be wrong, but better to be safe ....
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Originally posted by expat View PostI'm eating at the moment so I think I will not open The Hygiene Thread. I may be wrong, but better to be safe ....
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I wouldn't worry, it quickly morphed into a discussion about whether it was safer to see Lithuanian hookers who used cutlery.Originally posted by expat View PostI'm eating at the moment so I think I will not open The Hygiene Thread. I may be wrong, but better to be safe ....
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No, just munched some mature cheddar. Naked, I've gone off chutney.Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View PostEating eh? You'll need a chutney spoon no doubt.Comment
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Eating naked isn't very hygienic. I hope you didn't scratch yourself too.Originally posted by expat View PostNo, just munched some mature cheddar. Naked, I've gone off chutney.ǝןqqıʍComment
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