Them riots in Paris

[planetit]

Anyone remember the thread some time ago where Milan, Fleetwood and others described the utopia of urban France. No slums, no violence, happy communities. Not like Britain at all.

I only mention this because I said at the time it was total bollocks.

[milanbenes]

Planet IT,

you take it all too seriously

now, go home and have a lie down

Milan.

[Joe Black]

"Police reported at least 839 vehicles burnt and 186 arrests on Sunday night."

Things seem to be warming up nicely.



A few of my favourites:
Ronalds view of things...
Anyone lost their number plate?
Air-conditioning not included
You wait ages for a bus, then there isn't one...

[planetit]

Planet IT,

you take it all too seriously

now, go home and have a lie down

Milan.

I'd love to, but I'm just to busy. The Internet won't surf itself you know.

[milanbenes]

couldn't agree more

that's why my boss get's me in for weekend work

there's so much to surf you can't do it all in a normal working
week

Milan.

[mcquiggd]

The BlairBush Project should seize the opportunity and invade France.

Only a matter of time before it spreads to other countries, just thank your lucky stars the weather is a bit chilly or we would have our own riots spreading around the country... our chappies tend to prefer the summertime for a spot of car burning.


And to back up a point made earlier; yes, it will probably be EU money rather than French money that ends up putting sticking plasters on Frances social system. In other words, we'll end up paying for it.

[milanbenes]

hey Mack,

there's no flies on you !

Milan.

[mcquiggd]

Nope, but I can't get rid of the spiders

[Chico]

"There is a defacto colour bar in France." "The chickens are coming home to roost." A few of the comments I heard on the radio this morning. Milan care to comment on the 101 things wrong with France?

[Joe Black]

Oh dear...

"A night of rioting in France has left 1,408 vehicles burnt out and resulted in 395 arrests - the highest tolls yet in 11 nights of unrest."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4413250.stm

Oh dear™ wishes to apologise for any earlier inaccuracies in its reporting. This is due to a slight statistical error in the probability of early news reports being entirely accurate.