FFS HUCKING HELL!! Stopped For Speeding!

[JonSmile]

Tag And Zap Excited Revelers?

[RichardCranium]

well yes you would have to spell it laser - as it is an acronymn? for something like "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emision of Radiation"

so if you spelt it Lazer it would be absolutle rubbish



no idea if Tazer/Taser is an acronymn?

The Internet Typo Imp strikes again.

[SajStars]

IPCC.gov.uk is your friend in these circumstances.

If the insurers said your wife could drive the car but the police officer refused to allow it then he has well-and-truly:

(a) overstepped the mark
(b) needs a slap

For the Court case, you may have a bigger problem. If you hadn't kept DVLA up to date with your address, that's an offence in itself.

If you choose to defend the Court case you might well wish to suggest that DVLA disclose what steps they took to notify you of the revocation of your licence back in 2000: the Court might find that DVLA = ***** as well as plod.

One other question; and this question IS a biggie. Are you *sure* he was a police office? If it looked like a plodmobile but had orange lights on the roof instead of blue, that's the Highways Agency, and if the chap who stopped you is a Highways Agency bloke he had no constabulary rights whatsoever.

defo a police office - got the notification of police prosecution in my wallet! not sure a highways officer have those!! thanks for your help

[Menelaus]

Tag And Zap Excited Revelers?

Sounds like a really, really sh*t rave.

[EternalOptimist]

Tag And Zap Excited Revelers?

Tits Atomised by a Stupendous Electric Roboshafter

[realityhack]

HUCK SAKE!!!

I get it now... it's a spoonerism! Never tried Hake Sucking myself. Why aren't you at your party?

[Mich the Tester]

I get it now... it's a spoonerism!

A chutney spoonerism?

[RichardCranium]

A chutney spoonerism?

As in 'ducking your sick'?

[Mich the Tester]

As in 'ducking your sick'?

ucking your farse

clicking her lit

tondling her fits

etc

[realityhack]

As in 'ducking your sick'?

Are you suggesting we mean Lan Move?