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Life on the bench: in my dressing gown

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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Indeed. I was confident I was going to have to be in work from 9 a.m. today. Oh well. Today is their Big Meetings day, so maybe I'll hear something by the end of the week.

    Meanwhile, I've decided I need to get back to searching for a gig properly. It is really hard to do when you feel you have an offer, but needs must and opportunities are passing me by.

    I have wasted this morning drivelling on here, so I've got dressed and I'm ready to start my day. Up 'n' at 'em!
    Put a call in to the bloke what interviewed you. You know, the one that promised you a start date. Agency is not really playing fair, so it's gloves off time I reckon.

    HTH
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      This practice by agents of refusing to tell the candidates after they have attended an interview that they were not successful is one of the reasons why I was so glad to stop contracting.
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        That's interesting. While I have been on the bench I have put on 5.5 Kgs.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          The Worldly Hope men set their Hearts upon
          Turns to Ashes , or it Prospers; and anon,
          Like Snow upon the Desert's dusty Face
          Lighting a little Hour or two -- is gone



          Well - lets hope it all works out for you - I could always ask my Gaurdian Angel to help you out but unsure that you might not - oh too late - it already knows ; so all will be fine now.

          Bonne Chance !

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            That's interesting. While I have been on the bench I have put on 5.5 Kgs.
            I've lost a similar amount since being benched five months ago. I've been a lot more physically active, the worst of working in IT is the sitting on your arse all day.
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              Yikes - just had a technical interview for a "do everything - dba - design etl stuff - develop sql scripts - unix systems admin - type of job" Brain eventually exploded when asked if I have Windoze 2008 server admin knowledge (I don't).
              Guy interviewing me must have thought my IQ was decreasing by the minute - I felt I was a jabbering wreck by the end.
              Ah well, must be down to alcohol deficiency - to be remedied later
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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                That's interesting. While I have been on the bench I have put on 5.5 Kgs.
                Dude! you need to get out and do a 2 hour walk everyday like me It's pretty much my hi light of my daily life on the bench.

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                  i dropped 8kgs on the bench, you fat bastard......

                  exercising also keeps the mind like a razor to blag those interview questions.

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                    Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post
                    Dude! you need to get out and do a 2 hour walk everyday like me It's pretty much my hi light of my daily life on the bench.
                    OK, done! Just got back. We saw sheep and the brook and the same tractor 6 times and cyclists and dog walkers and children picking blackberries. It was good.

                    Originally posted by dozer View Post
                    i dropped 8kgs on the bench, you fat bastard......

                    exercising also keeps the mind like a razor to blag those interview questions.
                    But not so much you learned how to use the shift key you rude, thick, ****.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      But not so much you learned how to use the shift key you rude, thick, ****.


                      Still no word RC? Thats really tulipty
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