Question for the experts - Wilmslow style - lawnmowers

[JoJoGabor]

wurzel,


Igor, thanks for the book,

Milan.

Igor?

[EternalOptimist]

Guy driving home from work, stops at the lights and sees a guy on the central reservation, on hands and knees, eating the grass.
So he winds his window down
'Oi , what the heck are you doing'
'I Polski, come here six weeks, no job, no work, no money'
'And you have to eat grass to survive, you're joking'
'yes, yes , grass is only food. I starve'
'Jump in the back mate, I'll take you home, meet the missus. much food'
'Danke danke. thankyou. Can I bring Polski wife and children'
'Fck off. I've only got a small garden'

[DimPrawn]

Guy driving home from work, stops at the lights and sees a guy on the central reservation, on hands and knees, eating the grass.
So he winds his window down
'Oi , what the heck are you doing'
'I Polski, come here six weeks, no job, no work, no money'
'And you have to eat grass to survive, you're joking'
'yes, yes , grass is only food. I starve'
'Jump in the back mate, I'll take you home, meet the missus. much food'
'Danke danke. thankyou. Can I bring Polski wife and children'
'Fck off. I've only got a small garden'

[darmstadt]

One of my tasks when doing commnity service was to repair the commune's lawnmowers (along with cutting sheep toenails) so I used to tune them up. I remember taking a sit down one once for a spin and never saw the ha ha (which you're not meant to anyway.) Boy that hurt