Stool softner

[Toastiness]

Apparently scientists have come up with a cure for constipation.

They worked it out with pen and paper...



IGMC

[Cyberman]

I find that a cushion softens my stools.

[Drewster]

Real ale.

Sorted.

The yeast must be live.

(Or a curry with a boiled egg in it).

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
I think I am going to <mmmmmmph!> Oh Gawd..... Back soon...........

[Cyberman]

Porridge and tea together works wonders every morning.

[DimPrawn]

Stool softner

HAB could probably sort you out.

[Shimano105]

Surely that would pack things in even further?

[Drewster]

Surely that would pack things in even further?

Thats a pretty good point... but personally if I knew that HAB was coming along with such intentions it would make me Tulip myself......

[Andy2]

one litre prune juice is the answer

[Drewster]

one litre prune juice is the answer

Presumably warmed up and inserted using a stirrup pump?

[oracleslave]

Surely that would pack things in even further?

Ribbed condoms - give you traction in the mud....allegedly.