Where's these aliens then, eh?

[RichardCranium]

I just realised my SETI@Home account is a little over ten years old.

For ten years I've been doing my bit listening out for alien chatter and there's been bugger all.

9.83 years of processing time I've donated. I've burned out the fan and processor in a laptop for them.

So where's these bloomin' aliens?

And across all the BOINC projects, I've done 112 x 10^15 FLOPS. But still no aliens or cure for malaria or nuffink.

Is this all just a waste of CPU time?

[minestrone]

Is that still going? I can remember all the dweebs having that going in the office around 2001.

I bet it's just pretending to do research and it's probably really running statistical modeling for some IB in the background.

[BrollyBonce]

I bet it's just pretending to do research and it's probably really running statistical modeling for some IB in the background.

Project Echelon

[RichardCranium]

Is that still going? I can remember all the dweebs having that going in the office around 2001.

Dweebs?

... I have started to use as a server and I am leaving it on all the time now...

Can anyone recommend a java hosting company? Requirements would be: Tomcat 6; MySQL 5; own JVM; access to own log files...

MySQL triggers: passing a PK to a stored proc on the row that forced trigger?

Turning your phone into a mobile hotspot?

I have set up a mySQL DB on ubuntu and want to access it remotely with query browser from my windows machine...

Setting up a linux mail server...

Partitionable PHP content management systems?

So, you're not a dweeb?

[minestrone]

I was going to say at the end of that "and when a programmer calls someone a dweeb that is bad"

[EddieNambulous]

I just realised my SETI@Home account is a little over ten years old.

For ten years I've been doing my bit listening out for alien chatter and there's been bugger all.

Actually, we're already here...we have disguised ourselves as cheap Indian IT workers and are already TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA