Jealous

[EternalOptimist]

Really? You want to watch a grown man lick poo out of his bum-hole?

I have always thought about trying it, just never got around to it

[MrToast]

I was on Mytlene in Greece about 11 years ago and we ate some of the local (rough) bread.
In the shower next morning I found a piece of straw sticking out of my 'you know where'

You were drugged and some Greek fella ticked your bum with a piece of straw? Bizarre. Mind you, it takes all sorts......