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    Shop's joke billboards cause stir

    John O'Sullivan said he was given a strict warning by police
    A shop owner has said he was threatened with prosecution after displaying joke billboards at his store in Horsham.

    John O'Sullivan, who owns the Candy Store, put up spoof news headlines outside his store for 10 weeks in an attempt to entertain his customers.

    The spoof headlines included "Crawley Girl Gives Birth to Pitbull" and "Local Youths Abduct UFO".

    Sussex Police denied he was threatened with arrest but the local council said it had asked him to take one sign down.

    Mr O'Sullivan said: "The policewoman came in and was very strict and said the boards have got to stop. She asked if I realised I could be arrested.

    At no point did we suggest that he could be arrested - although if there was a law about having a dodgy sense of humour, there might well be a case

    Sussex Police
    "If everyone hated them and thought they were wrong I would stop but people are laughing at them."

    But the police said: "While passing on routine patrol last month an officer did have a friendly conversation with the shop owner.

    "At no point did we suggest that he could be arrested - although if there was a law about having a dodgy sense of humour, there might well be a case.

    "Full marks to him for clever advertising though."

    But the local council said it had asked Mr O'Sullivan to remove one of the posters.



    A spokesman for Horsham District Council said: "We can confirm that the council has received recent complaints about what has been written on the A-board outside the shop.

    "As a message posted there was considered to be potentially offensive, a street scene officer from the council asked for its removal."

    The latest sign on display reads "Candy Box Owner Threatened with Arrest over Funny Boards" and Mr O'Sullivan has vowed to continue displaying the tongue-in-cheek adverts.

    Candy Store customer Shirley Arlington said: "It's crazy. John's just having a laugh and he's making other people laugh too."

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    What the hell is a street scene officer
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    What the hell is a street scene officer
    A mobile crime outreach technician.

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      #3
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      What the hell is a street scene officer
      Riot unit.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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