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    #21
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Slightly unrelated, but do you happen to know if goats have elbows ?


    I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows. Yes, carry on your joke and please share when its finished.

    Waiting in anticipation

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      #22
      Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post
      I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows. Yes, carry on your joke and please share when its finished.

      Waiting in anticipation

      A giraffe, lion, rhino ?

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        #23
        All mammals have four knees... Some are more obvoius than others.

        HTH
        Blog? What blog...?

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          #24
          Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post
          I know that the only animal with 4 knees is an elephant, so I can (wrongly?) deduce that goats must have at least 2 elbows.
          I bet I can jump higher than an elephant.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #25
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I bet I can jump higher than an elephant.
            Even when it's been scared by a mouse?
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #26
              Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                All mammals have four knees... Some are more obvoius than others.

                HTH
                No only elephants. They are the only ones who have 4 legs that bend forwards.

                And to prove that point here is a link... oh wait that just proved me wrong. OK so no animals have 4 knees!!!

                http://www.oxonart.org/wildart/uploa...99FFEC1F1E.jpg

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
                  To hang out your trousers?

                  Oh no wrong punchline

                  I dunno - why?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by JoJoGabor View Post
                    To hang out your trousers?

                    Oh no wrong punchline

                    I dunno - why?
                    'Cos if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be aspirins.





                    Bit warm for a coat, don't you think?
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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