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    #11
    trying to work up an H1N1 joke about snow white.

    I think this is a real goer if I can only work in Doc and sneezy

    I need some inspiration



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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Put it on my bill.

      HTH
      bill, bill. mmm ducks, storks, gas board. mmm


      where is platypus today ?
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        #13
        Results 1 - 1 of 1 English pages for "goats have knees".

        Ernest Hemingway Message Boards: Little Robin Red Breast
        Robin clarified that goats have knees as we all know that it kneels down to nibble the tiniest of grass, but a duck has no knees. Robin had apologized for ...
        A duck has no knees? Is this true?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
          A duck has no knees? Is this true?
          brilliant.

          Theres this duck right, goes in to the doctor and says 'I need knee replacement surgery'
          the doctor looks at the duck and says 'ducks dont have knees'

          the duck looks despondant and says 'what about a moustache then?'

          'no problem' replies the doc

          'Great - stick it on my bill'



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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            brilliant.

            Theres this duck right, goes in to the doctor and says 'I need knee replacement surgery'
            the doctor looks at the duck and says 'ducks dont have knees'

            the duck looks despondant and says 'what about a moustache then?'

            'no problem' replies the doc

            'Great - stick it on my bill'



            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              is not Ebola.

              Chill out. Enjoy your summer.
              AIDS is also not Ebola. Dogs are not cats. What fun it is to post spurious facts.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                AIDS is also not Ebola. Dogs are not cats. What fun it is to post spurious facts.
                Hey, there's no need to post just facts. You dirty fact-ist.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  brilliant.

                  Theres this duck right, goes in to the doctor and says 'I need knee replacement surgery'
                  the doctor looks at the duck and says 'ducks dont have knees'

                  the duck looks despondant and says 'what about a moustache then?'

                  'no problem' replies the doc

                  'Great - stick it on my bill'



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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    AIDS is also not Ebola.
                    Dogs are not cats.
                    Therefore, this post intentionally left blank.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8143823.stm
                      What a brilliant example of absolutely appalling bad journalism. The researchers say one thing and the article says the opposite.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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