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    #51
    Oh Dear.... just got the news that my 15 year-old nephew has swineflu.

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      #52
      Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
      Oh Dear.... just got the news that my 15 year-old nephew has swineflu.
      You have a moral obligation to visit him with a small present.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #53
        Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
        Oh Dear.... just got the news that my 15 year-old nephew has swineflu.
        Jesus Christ Almighty.

        My bullshit detector nearly blew my bloody head off.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #54
          Scientists reckon that this virus will become more deadly if it gets passed from humans to pigs and then back to humans
          Is this some kind of pass the virus game ?

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            #55
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Jesus Christ Almighty.

            My bullshit detector nearly blew my bloody head off.

            No bulltulip... my brother just told me on msn

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              #56
              Is there no end to blinding stupidity ? The last thing you should do is to 'rush to the doctors' somebody suspected of having swineflu.


              http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.as...715&ocid=today

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                #57
                WOLF!
                WOLF!
                WOLF!
                WOLF!
                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                No bulltulip... my brother just told me on msn
                Blah, blah, blah.

                I don't believe you.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  WOLF!
                  WOLF!
                  WOLF!
                  WOLF!
                  Blah, blah, blah.

                  I don't believe you.


                  ... but no doubt you always believed New Lie.

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                    #59
                    Oooh just had a conference call with my client. I thought he soudned rather grumpy, he said he'd been diagnosed with Swine Flu (this is starting to read like a joke, but it isn't)

                    I reckon it can't be that bad if you are still willing to do conference calls with the "deadly" swine flu. If that was me, I'd be in bed for a month, watching 24.

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                      #60
                      Just announced on C4 News that first person has died from Swineflu in UK that had NO UNDERLYING HEALTH PROBLEMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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