335 in hospital

[Moscow Mule]

I pledge 200 quid provided we send him to sudan or somalia for it

He won't go there - too many arabs for his liking. (He doesn't like it up 'im)

[Cyberman]

Think I will have a whip round to send CyberFarRightTory on a basic stats course. Any contributions?

So which stats do you disagree with ?

[Cyberman]

Bollocks, but I can't be arsed to educate you. Go and read the WHO website and stop spouting alarmist bollocks.

You're abviously yet another ignorant fool who does not like logical argument.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

The only people that won't catch it will be hermits, and some very careful OAPs.

You should be fine then

[Moscow Mule]

It's inevitable that almost 100% will catch swineflu. HMG estimates are that 100,000 a day will be getting it by August.

So which stats do you disagree with ?

That would take 600 days to infect the whole population.

[Moscow Mule]

You're abviously yet another ignorant fool who does not like logical argument.

I'd love some, it's just you haven't got the wit to produce one. You are an idiot of the highest order. In fact, I'm surprised you've managed to last a long as you have with your high levels of idiocy.

[Cyberman]

That would take 600 days to infect the whole population.

No way matey !! The 100,000 a day would be roughly doubling exponentially.

If we take day 1 as the 31st August and infection doubles each day as it is currently, by the 10th of September it could cover 100% of the population.

Day 1 100,000
Day 2 200,000
Day 3 400,000
Day 4 800,000
Day 5 1,600,000
Day 6 3,200,000
Day 7 6,400,000
Day 8 12,800,000
Day 9 25,600,000
Day 10 51,200,000

[minestrone]

Taking respiratory complaints, there are an estimated 5 million sufferers of Asthma in the UK. If only 1 in 5 die, which surely must be a strong possibility, we are looking at a million deaths.

If 8% if the population have asthma and 1/5 will die of swine flu then surely that makes it a minimum death rate of 2%? You said last week that 45,000 people in the UK had been infected so there should have been 900 deaths.

The amount of cock you talk is astounding.

[Moscow Mule]

No way matey !! The 100,000 a day would be roughly doubling exponentially.

If we take day 1 as the 31st August and infection doubles each day as it is currently, by the 10th of September it could cover 100% of the population.

Day 1 100,000
Day 2 200,000
Day 3 400,000
Day 4 800,000
Day 5 1,600,000
Day 6 3,200,000
Day 7 6,400,000
Day 8 12,800,000
Day 9 25,600,000
Day 10 51,200,000

You've just made a massive assumption, and assumed it as fact.

Are you on a wind-up? Could anybody really think that? Anybody?

[RichardCranium]

You've just made a massive assumption, and assumed it as fact.

Are you on a wind-up? Could anybody really think that? Anybody?

MM, I think you might just be feeding a troll.