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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThink I will have a whip round to send CyberFarRightTory on a basic stats course. Any contributions?
So which stats do you disagree with ?Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBollocks, but I can't be arsed to educate you. Go and read the WHO website and stop spouting alarmist bollocks.
You're abviously yet another ignorant fool who does not like logical argument.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostThe only people that won't catch it will be hermits, and some very careful OAPs.Comment
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostYou're abviously yet another ignorant fool who does not like logical argument."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat would take 600 days to infect the whole population.
No way matey !! The 100,000 a day would be roughly doubling exponentially.
If we take day 1 as the 31st August and infection doubles each day as it is currently, by the 10th of September it could cover 100% of the population.
Day 1 100,000
Day 2 200,000
Day 3 400,000
Day 4 800,000
Day 5 1,600,000
Day 6 3,200,000
Day 7 6,400,000
Day 8 12,800,000
Day 9 25,600,000
Day 10 51,200,000Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostTaking respiratory complaints, there are an estimated 5 million sufferers of Asthma in the UK. If only 1 in 5 die, which surely must be a strong possibility, we are looking at a million deaths.
If 8% if the population have asthma and 1/5 will die of swine flu then surely that makes it a minimum death rate of 2%? You said last week that 45,000 people in the UK had been infected so there should have been 900 deaths.
The amount of cock you talk is astounding.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostNo way matey !! The 100,000 a day would be roughly doubling exponentially.
If we take day 1 as the 31st August and infection doubles each day as it is currently, by the 10th of September it could cover 100% of the population.
Day 1 100,000
Day 2 200,000
Day 3 400,000
Day 4 800,000
Day 5 1,600,000
Day 6 3,200,000
Day 7 6,400,000
Day 8 12,800,000
Day 9 25,600,000
Day 10 51,200,000
Are you on a wind-up? Could anybody really think that? Anybody?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou've just made a massive assumption, and assumed it as fact.
Are you on a wind-up? Could anybody really think that? Anybody?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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