All I wanna do is do it, big girl

[Mr Crosby]

Moyles is a boring fat ****.

[Menelaus]

Oi!

I'm 39 and I still play at the Edinburgh Fringe as a backing musician for a friends band.

(Admittedly, I'm tulip).

[Platypus]

I'm thinking I need

I'm thinking you need a laptop with a copy of VirtualDJ or similar. Forget CDs and vinyl. For most wedding etc discos, you could even use iTunes.