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Jeez I feel rough
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Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.
You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI never liked you anyway!
Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.
Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.
Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.
Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!Comment
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Why not lick all the permies on your way out to your sick bed. Remember man piggy flu is a lot worse than lady piggy flu. Get yourself home and have the little lady pamper you. You want lots of alcohol - it won't make you feel you recover but you won't care about the symptoms.
All the best Dr EnglishRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Captain Sensible Pants View PostCough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.
You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.
I'm ok then. I haven't got the diahorrea (mind you, I'm scared to fart now)
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostGuess I asked for that.
I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!
There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people. Have you tried the other 'bloke' on here? He might like it?How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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