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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    true.


    I leave my Emerson Lake and Palmer records to Zeity
    my PC- Games collection to BGG
    my Cats to Wilmslows mum
    my nuns outfit (xxl) to CM
    my Hyundai matrix to Tay


    I go to a better place
    <cough>



    I never liked you anyway!

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      #12
      Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

      You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I never liked you anyway!
        oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

        Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)






        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

          Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

            Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)






            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

              Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)






              Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Guess I asked for that.

              I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!

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                #17
                How old are you ?

                If you're not over 50, be very worried.

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                  #18
                  Why not lick all the permies on your way out to your sick bed. Remember man piggy flu is a lot worse than lady piggy flu. Get yourself home and have the little lady pamper you. You want lots of alcohol - it won't make you feel you recover but you won't care about the symptoms.

                  All the best Dr English
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Captain Sensible Pants View Post
                    Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

                    You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.

                    I'm ok then. I haven't got the diahorrea (mind you, I'm scared to fart now)


                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Guess I asked for that.

                      I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!
                      Got plenty. I like the virgin ones.

                      There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people. Have you tried the other 'bloke' on here? He might like it?
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                      Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                      "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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