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cailin maith replied

8 July 2009, 10:53
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

In another thread I crow on about how knowledge is a joy to possess, fulfilling and empowering.

I was wrong.
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RichardCranium replied

8 July 2009, 10:53
In another thread I crow on about how knowledge is a joy to possess, fulfilling and empowering.

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people.

I was wrong.
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Churchill replied

8 July 2009, 09:42
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Got plenty. I like the virgin ones.

There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people. Have you tried the other 'bloke' on here? He might like it?

I'll ask him when he gets back from his holiday.
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Guest replied

8 July 2009, 09:41
[QUOTE=EternalOptimist;886203]I'm ok then. I haven't got the diahorreaQUOTE]

The typical symptoms are:

* sudden fever, and
* sudden cough.

Other symptoms may include:

* headache,
* tiredness,
* chills,
* aching muscles,
* limb or joint pain,
* diarrhoea or stomach upset,
* sore throat,
* runny nose,
* sneezing, and
* loss of appetite.

Better to be safe than sorry.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

8 July 2009, 09:40
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Guess I asked for that.

I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!

Got plenty. I like the virgin ones.

There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people. Have you tried the other 'bloke' on here? He might like it?
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EternalOptimist replied

8 July 2009, 09:35
Originally posted by Captain Sensible Pants View Post

Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.

I'm ok then. I haven't got the diahorrea (mind you, I'm scared to fart now)
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BoredBloke replied

8 July 2009, 09:33
Why not lick all the permies on your way out to your sick bed. Remember man piggy flu is a lot worse than lady piggy flu. Get yourself home and have the little lady pamper you. You want lots of alcohol - it won't make you feel you recover but you won't care about the symptoms.

All the best Dr English
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Cyberman replied

8 July 2009, 09:32
How old are you ?

If you're not over 50, be very worried.
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Churchill replied

8 July 2009, 09:30
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)

Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Guess I asked for that.

I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!
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cailin maith replied

8 July 2009, 09:28
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
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alreadypacked replied

8 July 2009, 09:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
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EternalOptimist replied

8 July 2009, 09:25
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I never liked you anyway!

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)
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Guest replied

8 July 2009, 09:20
Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.
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Churchill replied

8 July 2009, 09:19
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

true.

I leave my Emerson Lake and Palmer records to Zeity
my PC- Games collection to BGG
my Cats to Wilmslows mum
my nuns outfit (xxl) to CM
my Hyundai matrix to Tay

I go to a better place
<cough>

I never liked you anyway!
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EternalOptimist replied

8 July 2009, 09:14
Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post

but you did just come back from the states?

true.

I leave my Emerson Lake and Palmer records to Zeity
my PC- Games collection to BGG
my Cats to Wilmslows mum
my nuns outfit (xxl) to CM
my Hyundai matrix to Tay

I go to a better place
<cough>
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