Jeez I feel rough

[Churchill]

true.


I leave my Emerson Lake and Palmer records to Zeity
my PC- Games collection to BGG
my Cats to Wilmslows mum
my nuns outfit (xxl) to CM
my Hyundai matrix to Tay


I go to a better place
<cough>

I never liked you anyway!

[Captain Sensible Pants]

Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.

[EternalOptimist]

I never liked you anyway!

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)

[alreadypacked]

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)

[cailin maith]

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)

[Churchill]

oops, forgot to bequeathe my butt-plug.

Churchill gets the butt-plug (also xxl)

Guess I asked for that.

I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!

[Cyberman]

How old are you ?

If you're not over 50, be very worried.

[BoredBloke]

Why not lick all the permies on your way out to your sick bed. Remember man piggy flu is a lot worse than lady piggy flu. Get yourself home and have the little lady pamper you. You want lots of alcohol - it won't make you feel you recover but you won't care about the symptoms.

All the best Dr English

[EternalOptimist]

Cough, fever symptoms, these the first signs of Swine 'Flu.

You should call your local GP if you present these symptoms.

I'm ok then. I haven't got the diahorrea (mind you, I'm scared to fart now)

[HairyArsedBloke]

Guess I asked for that.

I'll donate it to a good home. HAB? Want a Butt Plug? Strictly DIY!

Got plenty. I like the virgin ones.

There is a good secondary market for them though. The idea that it has been intimate with someone else is a turn-on for some people. Have you tried the other 'bloke' on here? He might like it?