Scots 'using chip fat instead of sun cream'

[minestrone]

And the word 'racism'.

Are the English still calling themselves a race? I thought it was only the BNP that spouted that line.

[expat]

Geez Expat, you would have been one of the last posters I would have expected to rise to the cowardly 'failed state' sockpuppet.

Yeah, sorry, must have been grumpy.

And thanks for the compliment.

And apologies if anyone was offended but I guess you all knew it was a spat not an essay.