Scots 'using chip fat instead of sun cream'

**Benno** · 3 July 2009, 16:02

A few years ago I was working out in Belize. It was hot, way too hot. Anyway a bloke with us (who was ex-infantry and not the brightest) smoothered himself all over with baby oil and said "hehe, i'm off out to fry mesen!"

I burnt naturally. This bloke went stupidly red, and claimed it didnt hurt but later admitted it did hurt like hell. He had a superb tan for next six months though I'll give him that!

**minestrone** · 3 July 2009, 16:05

When I stayed in Crete everyone was at it with the chip oil. And they were also using it for sunbathing. boom boom.

Pretty common and pretty stupid thing to do.

**sappatz** · 3 July 2009, 20:06

Scots

scots have never been famous for their intelligence

**minestrone** · 3 July 2009, 20:14

Originally posted by sappatz View Post

scots have never been famous for their intelligence

Sir Walter Scott did manage to write a whole series of books and all correctly punctuated as well.

**expat** · 3 July 2009, 20:15

Originally posted by sappatz View Post

scots have never been famous for their intelligence

english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.

**PM-Junkie** · 3 July 2009, 21:03

Originally posted by expat View Post

english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.

Suggest you go find a dictionary and look up the word "hypocrite" old bean.

**oracleslave** · 3 July 2009, 21:08

Originally posted by expat View Post

english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english.

Geez Expat, you would have been one of the last posters I would have expected to rise to the cowardly 'failed state' sockpuppet.

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**stackpole** · 4 July 2009, 15:03

Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post

"Originally Posted by expat
english have always been famous for their casual racism. Good to see some things never change, like the thickness of the english skin. Or the thickness of the english."

Suggest you go find a dictionary and look up the word 'hypocrite' old bean.

And the word 'racism'.

Scots 'using chip fat instead of sun cream'