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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus -
I'd love to mate but I've actually got some work to do!Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
I am going for a drinkie with Girly after I've picked her up from the airport this afternoon though!
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It looks like reality is on the blink again.
We’re getting a lot of that lately. I blame the snot goblin and nuLieBore.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Only one shandy for you.... remember that little problem!!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd love to mate but I've actually got some work to do!
I am going for a drinkie with Girly after I've picked her up from the airport this afternoon though!
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Will you hold Churchills coat?
Apparently he has trouble keeping it up himself
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Little boy, what are we going to do with you. I'll give HAB a call, he'll sort you out.Originally posted by Drewster View PostOnly one shandy for you.... remember that little problem!!!!
[Aside to Menelaus]
Will you hold Churchills coat?
Apparently he has trouble keeping it up himself
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Sorry Mate - My only excuse is: Menelaus made me do it!!!Originally posted by Churchill View PostLittle boy, what are we going to do with you. I'll give HAB a call, he'll sort you out.
Originally posted by Menelaus View PostDrewster - care to make an off-colour comment and we can then start threatening you again?Comment
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