My willy’s bigger than yours

[BrilloPad]

Possibly something to do with being in the papers with your underpants outside your superhero outfit...

So I still had as much coverage as everyone else then......

[Cyberman]

My pension's bigger than all of yours.

[bogeyman]

My pension's bigger than all of yours.

Anyone who's relying on a pension promise is a complete cun* ermm...dork.

Clue: they will rob you of all your money! It's in the small print - go and read.

[RichardCranium]

So I still had as much coverage as everyone else then......

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

[BrilloPad]

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

I was accused of using salami. But it was natural.

[Cyberman]

Anyone who's relying on a pension promise is a complete cun* ermm...dork.

Clue: they will rob you of all your money! It's in the small print - go and read.

I'm already drawing mine so that will not be a problem.

[BrilloPad]

I'm already drawing mine so that will not be a problem.

If you are retired and no longer a contractor you should hand in your username.

HTH

[RichardCranium]

If you are retired and no longer a contractor you should hand in your username.

It would save the rest of us from a lot of biased and blinkered ranting.

[Cyberman]

It would save the rest of us from a lot of biased and blinkered ranting.

I am only biased by the wealth of experience that I have accrued over many decades. Most of you will learn in time.... for some it is impossible(Peoplesoft Blokie etc) !!

[TimberWolf]

Except you forgot to pop some broccoli down your pants, unlike the others.

down the front of your

Beginners error