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Is Britain the bestest country in the world ever?

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    #11
    Yes

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      #12
      Iceland.

      They tried to buy half the world and failed. But hey ho, they've still got more beautiful women than geysers.
      Cats are evil.

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        #13
        Originally posted by swamp View Post
        Iceland.

        They tried to buy half the world and failed. But hey ho, they've still got more beautiful women than geysers.
        The only woman I know from there is Bjork and she isn't on my (would like) to do list! And theis shops are rubbish! Well the one that Kerry chav advertises is.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          The only woman I know from there is Bjork and she isn't on my (would like) to do list! And theis shops are rubbish! Well the one that Kerry chav advertises is.
          Yohanna from Eurovision 09 ... Yum.

          http://www.myspace.com/yohannamusic

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            #15
            Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
            Yohanna from Eurovision 09 ... Yum.
            http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/...5-s450-fit.jpg

            SFW
            Cats are evil.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              The only woman I know from there is Bjork
              the terminator-girl-3 was lovely ..

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                #17
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                ... and full of Nazis!
                I take offence at zat remark, and vill now invade Poland.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  No, the best country is of course...

                  yeah well you all know my answer, so why bother

                  http://www.airportdirecttravel.co.uk...is/Paris-1.jpg
                  http://www.destination360.com/europe...mont-st-michel
                  http://www.theenglishmanner.com/images/cote_d_azure.jpg
                  http://www.traveleye.com/forum/album...hp?pic_id=1899

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                    #19
                    Why do the French have tree-lined boulevards?

                    The Wehrmacht like to march in the shade.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Why do the French have tree-lined boulevards?

                      The Wehrmacht like to march in the shade.
                      You can't imagine how many times I have heard joke like that from english or (few) american men.
                      Never from germans, polish, russians, italians, spanish, japanese...

                      I wonder why is that?

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunkirk_evacuation

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