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Snot Goblin's expenses
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Snot Goblin's expenses
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Have you seen his real ones
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm
The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostHave you seen his real ones
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm
The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.
He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostConsidering he has lived in a fully furnished and serviced appartment in downing street for the last 11 years and he owns his own house in his constituency I am amazed he has claimed any accomadation allowances.
He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDoes he get taxed BIK?
The stuff they can (and do) claim for is a bloody disgrace. If we put those items on our expences we would get laughed at or arrested.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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