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    Snot Goblin's expenses

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      That's very clever, was it one of your expense claims?

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        #4
        Sounds like a cracking night in.
        The Mods stole my post count!

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          #5
          Have you seen his real ones

          http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm

          The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            Have you seen his real ones

            http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/bsp...s/html/712.stm

            The fat get regularly billed for 650 for food per month. I thought snot was free - perhaps it is expensive to source it from others.
            Considering he has lived in a fully furnished and serviced appartment in downing street for the last 11 years and he owns his own house in his constituency I am amazed he has claimed any accomadation allowances.
            He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
            The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              Considering he has lived in a fully furnished and serviced appartment in downing street for the last 11 years and he owns his own house in his constituency I am amazed he has claimed any accomadation allowances.
              He has also travelled everywhere in his state provided car so should have no transport claims either.
              The only thing he should really be paying for is his constituency office.
              Does he get taxed BIK?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Does he get taxed BIK?
                This whole expenses thing makes me want to scream.
                The stuff they can (and do) claim for is a bloody disgrace. If we put those items on our expences we would get laughed at or arrested.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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