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Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View PostWhy are always trying to blow things up?Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIt's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIt's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostTo **** it I generally have to kill it first
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostIt's the human condition and one of the "other" effects of testosterone - if we can't **** it, we'll kill it.Comment
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Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View PostSo about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.Comment
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Originally posted by tyrannosaurusDrip View PostSo about the same level of intellect as my pet dog.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostNo dogs are"if you cant **** it or eat it then piss on it and walk away".- **** it
- eat it
- chew it
My bitch (Millie, the golden retriever) doesn't pee on things (she thinks that's what cats do) other than the grass in the garden!Comment
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