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    #31
    to the tune of Yellow Submarine :

    We all live in a Robbie Fowler house

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      #32
      We won it at Wem-b-ely
      We won it in Gay Paris
      In 77 and 84 it was Rome

      We've won it 5 times
      We've won it 5 ti-imes
      in Istanbul, we won it 5 times

      When Emlyn lifted it high
      He lit up the Roman sky
      Thommo in Paris and Souness did it aswell

      We've won it 5 times
      We've won it 5 ti-imes
      in Istanbul, we won it 5 times

      At Wembley we won it our home
      Took 26,000 to Rome
      20,000 to Paris when we won it again

      We've won it 5 times
      We've won it 5 ti-imes
      In Istanbul, we won it 5 times

      Stevie G's eyes lit up
      As he lifted the European Cup
      21 years and now its coming back home

      We've won it 5 times
      We've won it 5 ti-imes
      In Istanbul, we won it 5 times.

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        #33
        If your dads called Nevill Nevil your a ****
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #34
          Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
          Told about this yesterday. Sung by Man U supporters to Ji Sung Park who is a Korean player to the tune of Dance Dance whereever you may be...

          Park Park wherever you may be....
          You eat dogs in your own country....
          It could be worse, you could be scouse
          Eating rats in your council house


          Needless to say I p155ed myself.

          Very Funny.

          Need to hear others......
          "He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Ji Sung Pa..."
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #35
            Originally posted by Alf W View Post
            "He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Ji Sung Pa..."
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #36
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              But can you still take beer to your seats? I enjoyed beer, pretzels and bratwurst at the Munich game and it was about a third of the price of the EPL.
              Oh yes, and smoke
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #37
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                But can you still take beer to your seats? I enjoyed beer, pretzels and bratwurst at the Munich game and it was about a third of the price of the EPL.
                Including the plane tickets?
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  Including the plane tickets?
                  Plane.....Munich......you having a go at Man U
                  Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

                  Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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                    #39
                    A few oldies

                    Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs
                    Running down the wing
                    Feared by the blues
                    Loved by the reds
                    Ryan Giggs
                    Ryan Giggs
                    Ryan Giggs

                    he's here he's there he's every ...king where Brian Mclair

                    Andy Andy Cole
                    He gets the ball and scores a goal
                    Andy Andy Cole

                    Pre Ince move

                    Incey wincey spider climbing up the scouse
                    one step two step and knock the ...ker out

                    On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
                    An Eric Cantona....

                    repeat through 12

                    You are my Solskjaer,
                    my Ole Solskjaer,
                    You make me happy,
                    when skies are grey,
                    Oh Alan Shearer,
                    was ...king dearer,
                    please don't take,
                    my Solskjaer away!

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                      #40
                      He's half a boy and half a girl,
                      Torres, Torres
                      He looks just like a transvestite,
                      Torres, Torres
                      He wears a frock, he loves the c**k, he sells his arse on Albert Dock,
                      Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side........

                      Lalalalalalalala, lala, lala etc
                      Last edited by Mailman_1; 18 June 2009, 16:05. Reason: Noddy??

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