BEST Football Song

[snaw]

Just thought of the infamous MOTD Live in the 80's

When the entire KOP at Anfield sang

"Jimmy Hill's a W**KER" for the entire live half-time punditry hosted by ol Chinny himself.

V. Funny chant

I miss Jimmy, especially during Scotland matches - we haaaate jimmy hill, he's a poof, he's a poof.

It almost became our national anthem.

There's no real great hate figures any more in TV punditry, well apart from Jamie Redknapp who's a complete cock. But a cock I'd happily see disappear from our screens.

[The Lone Gunman]

Favoured by Scousers of all persuasions, sung at Man Utd games

Who's that lying on the runway
Who's that crying in the snow
Its Matt Busby and his boys
Making all the ******* noise
Coz they can't get the aeroplane to go

I find it quite disturbing that fans of all colours can take such pleasure in these things. Note the last verse here. No wonder there is such real hatred.

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You tulip on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ******* thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.

[BoredBloke]

A couple of Man U ones

To Liverpool

to the tune of 'The Candyman Can'
Who can rob your houses?
(Who can rob your houses?)
Violate your gran?
(Violate your gran?)
Sell cocaine from an ice cream van?
A scouser can!

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The ******' big arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below

In your Liverpool slums,
They go digging through dustbins for something to eat,
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job 'coz you're too ******' thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

To Chelski

Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could've won the cup
but he f*cked it up
Viva John Terry

To Wenger

One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a ******' paedophile

To Blackburn

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
They're F***ing one another
The Blackburn Family.

[EternalOptimist]

I find it quite disturbing that fans of all colours can take such pleasure in these things. Note the last verse here. No wonder there is such real hatred.

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You tulip on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too ******* thick,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You used to sing "Munich" but not anymore,
Since ninety-six scousers lay dead on the floor,
In your Liverpool slums.

heh heh. nice one.
There is no hatred TLG, its much worse than that.

[BoredBloke]

Favoured by Scousers of all persuasions, sung at Man Utd games

Who's that lying on the runway
Who's that crying in the snow
Its Matt Busby and his boys
Making all the ******* noise
Coz they can't get the aeroplane to go

There is a load more after that isn't there - duncan edwards lost his head etc

[Moscow Mule]

Why do Liverpool get all the tulip?

Sign on, Sign on, with a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll neeeevvveeer get a job.

[Mat7777]

"John Carew, Carew,
He's Bigger than me or you,
He's gonna score 1 or 2
John Carew Carew"

or the one that backfired at Villa Vs Spurs at white hart lane in their centenery game (that they made a big deal about at half time)

Villa were 4 -1 up so our fans started singing "Happy Birthday to You"

unfortunately spurs equalised in Injury time ......

but i did like the West Ham song when they knocked Man U out of FA cup a few seasons back
(to the tune of Amore)
"when the ball, hits the back, of the Old trafford net, thats Di Canio

[Menelaus]

Why do Liverpool get all the tulip?

Sign on, Sign on, with a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll neeeevvveeer get a job.

Brilliant

[snaw]

(to the tune of Amore)
"when the ball, hits the back, of the Old trafford net, thats Di Canio

Much better version of that, last year at Fulham ...

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that Zamoraaaaa!

[thunderlizard]

Sign on, Sign on, with a pen in your hand,
And you'll never get a job,
You'll neeeevvveeer get a job.

or "you'll neeevver work again"


To which the response to London clubs is (to the tune of La Donna e Mobile from Rigoletto):
"You pay our be-ne-fits"