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Does CUK make you a moron or do all the morons come to CUK?
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WSS. +1Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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DOGS COCK!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAll vying to say the most obnoxious or outrageous thing."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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You've led a sheltered life, eh?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDOGS COCK!Hard Brexit now!
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Have you got the wrong window again?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDOGS COCK!
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDOGS COCK!
Now you know thats not what I mean!!
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I am assuming you mean... Something close to a good thing??Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDOGS COCK!Comment
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It's worse on the outside. Most posters here are graduates and probably a significant proportion are post graduates. Remarks alluding to your superior and and other people's inferior levels of intelligence (even comparing them to a mere doctor) are amusing and add to the rich tapestry of CUK, but it will rot your brain.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm worried. Will prolonged exposure to the twunts on CUK change me into one myself? Or am I a moron because I'm on here in the first place?Comment
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I’m an obnoxious moron and proud of it.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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[Obvious Punchline]Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’m an obnoxious moron and proud of it.
I agree....... You are an obnoxious moron and I am proud of you.....
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Actually HAB I think you are one of the least obnoxious morons.....
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Keyboard meet coffee.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostFanny batter!
Well done prawny, wise words.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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