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Previously on "Does CUK make you a moron or do all the morons come to CUK?"
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1 of you is a moron, 1 of you will become a moron and the other one will keep posting emoticons.
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Is that a grey who's eaten too many pies?Originally posted by zeitghostOd's bodkin, wot a thread...
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You rang?Originally posted by sasguru View PostDoes CUK make you a moron or do all the morons come to CUK?
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Keyboard meet coffee.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostFanny batter!
Well done prawny, wise words.
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[Obvious Punchline]Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI’m an obnoxious moron and proud of it.
I agree....... You are an obnoxious moron and I am proud of you.....
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Actually HAB I think you are one of the least obnoxious morons.....
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It's worse on the outside. Most posters here are graduates and probably a significant proportion are post graduates. Remarks alluding to your superior and and other people's inferior levels of intelligence (even comparing them to a mere doctor) are amusing and add to the rich tapestry of CUK, but it will rot your brain.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm worried. Will prolonged exposure to the twunts on CUK change me into one myself? Or am I a moron because I'm on here in the first place?
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostDOGS COCK!
Now you know thats not what I mean!!
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DOGS COCK!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAll vying to say the most obnoxious or outrageous thing.
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