What are you doing this weekend?

[SallyAnne]

As some of you are aware I'm terminally single however ... just got a call from a young lady of my acquaintance ( hottie) who enquired if I'd like to join her for brunch in the morning.

And is the date starting tonight? Cause if so that's excellent patter from her

[SallyAnne]

and if someone asks "where did you have sex" dont reply on here "in her ass!"

[cailin maith]

Well done you
Hope it goes well and don't forget to tell us ALL about it

WSS

...a gentleman never tells.

Bollocks

and if someone asks "where did you have sex" dont reply on here "in her ass!"

b) there are still true ladies in this world

[SallyAnne]

What a picture you paint !

That was as posh as I could get it!

[Le Rosbif]

I'll test the new inflatable rubber duck I've bought today.

[Menelaus]

Tulip not again!!!!!!!

I said he was a Gentleman... I did I did

The other possibility was just that a possibility!!!!

Oh Well - Hopefully he will dish out YLMA a right good seeing too..... and be in a good enough mood not to dish me out a (slightly different) right good seeing too..... (or failing that be knackered enough for me to escape unscathed!!)

Unlikely, as one of the few marksmen in my Corps.

[Menelaus]

And is the date starting tonight? Cause if so that's excellent patter from her

Date does commence this evening, enjoys hiatus overnight, and then recommences tomorrow morning.

[Menelaus]

Menelaus!

Pistols at dawn!

I'll be your second!

Thank you, sir.

@Drewster: Now sir, have I met thee before? There's for thee!

[SallyAnne]

Date does commence this evening, enjoys hiatus overnight, and then recommences tomorrow morning.

I dont know why, but when I read your name I hear "me anus" in my own geordie accent.

[Menelaus]

I dont know why, but when I read your name I hear "me anus" in my own geordie accent.

Madam! Your proclivities and peccadilloes remain your own business ...