Sarah Beeny is back on the Box...

[orac]

chunky

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

[Mich the Tester]

I think she has about 1 month off between each child.

She must have a **** as wide as the Mersey Tunnel.

[Evil Hangover]

the bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand .... (sic)

[Stan.goodvibes]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

Oh now THAT's classy!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

the bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand .... (sic)

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

Spinal Tap - but I cannae recall the name of the song.

[Evil Hangover]

Big Bottom (should be looser the waistband, sorry!)

[lukemg]

Ok, so to recap, you bought at the top of the market, couldn't make any useful decisions, overspent massively and took twice as long as expected. Congratulations you have just paid £78k to have a nightmare 6 months...
Previous series have always shown various clueless numpties somehow scraping a profit due to the bubble bailing them out, thus encouraging other numbheads to have a go. A level market would leave most of them in trouble, the 'off a cliff' current market is going to really hurt, but like a car crash, you can't help but look...