Pets

[Pogle]

I'd like to have voted for more as we have:-

Guinea Pig X 2
Cats X 2
Painted lady caterpillars X 5 - although one of them hasn't moved this morning, so we may only have 4

We also have a spider that lives on the ceiling of the kitchen - called Larry, but I dont really class him as a pet, he's more of a friend really

<Pogle in wishing I lived at Drewsters house mode - he has BEES >

[Churchill]

My neighbour says my cat ate his koi carp. Bloody useless carp if you ask me because the cat’s blind in one eye and limps.

Does it also have a fat belly and smells of fish?

[SallyAnne]

Dogs x 2
Cats x 5-7 (A couple have 1/2 adopted us)
Chickens x 10
Ducks x 4
Fish x a few
Bees x approx 40,000

HTH

:lauygh

Ah how excellent - your house must be a right delightful nightmare!!!

Do you have kids too Drewster?

[Mich the Tester]

Does it also have a fat belly and smells of fish?

It did last week, yes.

[DS23]

in which case it is good at disguises.

[Churchill]

Does it also have a fat belly and smells of fish?

It did last week, yes.

The case for the prosecution rests M'lud.

You do indeed possess a Koi Burgler!

[Coalman]

Cat x 1
Puppy x 1
Fish x 10
Children x 2

[Churchill]

Cat x 1
Puppy x 1
Fish x 10
Children x 2

Feed the children to the fishes, the fishes to the cat, the cat to the puppy then roast the puppy!

Simples!

[oracleslave]

1 Border Terrier
2 fish

[Mich the Tester]

The case for the prosecution rests M'lud.

You do indeed possess a Koi Burgler!

While theft might be proven, I think there's reasonable doubt as to whether the cat actually killed the Koi. The cat in question is 17 years old, blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, walks with a limp and has a deteriorated kidney function, thus lowering his energy levels to the point that he sleeps 23 hours a day. It is reasonable to suggest that the carp was actually lying dead in the water and the cat simply saw it's lifeless corpse as a convenient lunch. Of course, the Koi would not have been long dead as cats won't eat rotten flesh if they know there's some parma ham in the fridge, but I don't think that murder or manslaughter can be proven here.