Signs

[TimberWolf]

The TV guide review for this film looks okay, but Mel Gibson is in it. Is it still worth watching?

[Menelaus]

The TV guide review for this film looks okay, but Mel Gibson is in it. Is it still worth watching?

Yep, if you don't mind it being an M Night Shyte-alaman thing.

Trivia: the first film I ever saw dubbed into Russian ... called Znameni

[shoes]

worst...film...ever...

[Menelaus]

worst...film...ever...

Oh come on - there's a LOT of competition for that.

I mean - anything with Tom Cruise in it for a start.

[Menelaus]

if it helps, Blue Velvet is on BBC2 @ 2315

[shoes]

An extraordinarily large amount of absolutely nothing happens in signs, you'll be annoyed you watched it as the credits roll.

[Troll]

Signs for Revalations

• First Seal Christ conquers Satan
• Second seal War
• Third seal Hunger
• Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
• Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
• Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
• Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

Trumpets

• First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
• Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
• Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
• Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
• Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
• Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
• Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

Bowls of Wrath

• First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
• Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
• Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
• Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
• Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
• Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
• Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
• Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
• Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
• Satan chained
• Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
• The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

Millennium Begins

• The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
• At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
• The 2nd Resurrection
• White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
• New Jerusalem
• God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.

[Menelaus]

Signs for Revalations

• First Seal Christ conquers Satan
• Second seal War
• Third seal Hunger
• Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
• Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
• Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
• Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

Trumpets

• First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
• Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
• Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
• Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
• Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
• Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
• Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

Bowls of Wrath

• First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
• Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
• Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
• Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
• Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
• Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
• Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
• Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
• Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
• Satan chained
• Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
• The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

Millennium Begins

• The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
• At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
• The 2nd Resurrection
• White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
• New Jerusalem
• God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.

FFS I hope that was a copy-and-paste job I'd hate for someone to have to take time to write out this bollocks!

[Doggy Styles]

Signs for Revalations

• First Seal Christ conquers Satan
• Second seal War
• Third seal Hunger
• Fourth seal Death by weapons, famine, evil men.
• Fifth seal Religious persecution and tribulation for the word of God. Fall of Babylon the Great.This is where we are now in the timeline!
• Sixth seal Signs in heaven. 144,00 sealed from 12 tribes of Israel. At this point in time the rapture occurs
• Seventh seal At this point in time the mark of the beast becomes mandatory.

Trumpets

• First trumpet Hail and fire mixed with blood.
• Second trumpet Great mountain burning with fire hurled into the sea.
• Third trumpet Burning star falls from heaven. Water turns bitter.
• Fourth trumpet Third of {sun, moon, and stars} are smitten.
• Fifth trumpet Abyss is opened. Men harmed by "locusts".
• Sixth trumpet Army of 200 million; 1/3 of men killed. At the end of the 6th trumpet the two witnesses are killed. Re 11:7
• Seventh trumpet 24 Elders. God remembers the fall of Babylon the Great.

Bowls of Wrath

• First bowl An ulcer upon the men with the mark of the beast.
• Second bowl All life in the sea dies. Sea becomes as blood.
• Third bowl River and fountains of water become blood.
• Fourth bowl The sun scorches men with fire.
• Fifth bowl Kingdom of the beast becomes darkness. People bite their tongues in pain.
• Sixth bowl River Euphrates dries up - preparation for Armageddon.
• Seventh bowl At this point in time Christ returns to earth.
• Battle of Armageddon defeat of antichrist.
• Beast and false prophet seized and thrown into lake of fire.
• Satan chained
• Satan chained and thrown into abyss for a thousand years.
• The First ResurrectionThose killed by the government of the beast are resurrected to spirit.

Millennium Begins

• The Millennium Government of Christ on earth with his saints for 1,000 years.
• At the end of the Millennium, Satan is let loose for a short time; he again deceives humanity, and war ensues. The final defeat of Satan and his angels heralds the next event.
• The 2nd Resurrection
• White throne judgement. People are resurrected to flesh and judged according to their deeds.
• New Jerusalem
• God makes a new heaven and a new earth and brings New Jerusalem from heaven down to this new earth.

Does anyone know how far we are through that list?

[threaded]

Does anyone know how far we are through that list?

So you didn't read as far as the fifth line, yet quoted the whole post?

Well done!